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[box] One woman in Arlington, Texas thought she had a deal that was too good to be true. When a man approached her at a gas station asking if she would like to buy an iPad for $200, she immediately jumped at it. The man sped off and when the lady got home she realized her iPad box contained nothing more than a mirror. Apparently one doesn’t need to break a mirror in order to have bad luck. Hopefully now she will have a chance to reflect on her mistake. [/box] [box] We all know American politics can get heated at times, but one Arizona woman took this to a whole new level last week. In an argument with her husband, she determined that he was directly responsible for President Obama’s re-election, because he didn’t vote. She attempted to retaliate for this egregious crime by running him over with her SUV. Luckily he was not split into bi-partisans. [/box]
[box]BREAKING NEWS: Pregnancy tests are useful for both genders! After a man joked on the popular social news site Reddit about receiving a ‘positive’ when peeing on a pregnancy test, he was informed that it might actual mean something. As it turned out, he had testicular cancer and Redditors may have saved his life. Cancer isn’t funny.[/box]