What the Hill?
Parkside Pub in Huntley, Illinois has served up to 1,200 pounds of turkey testicles to 4,400 eager customers. There’s no way to truly know if this is a delicacy or a dare; either way, it takes balls to eat balls. Apparently they cook just like chicken but taste more like a deep fried mushroom. Maybe this Christmas you’ll think twice before caroling about “nuts roasting on an open fire.”
Ever thought a baby was so cute you just wanted to “eat them up?” U.K. artist Annabel de Vetten, known as Miss Cakehead, has successfully merged every single, middle-aged woman’s two favourite things in the whole world, selling realistic-looking baby heads made from solid white chocolate. “I just pictured ‘dead, milky eyes and skin’ and hit the nail on the head, so to speak,” she says, “If someone doesn’t like the shape it’s in, they can just go buy a Mars’ bar.”
The next time you see a cutie on campus, watch out! A study led by Washington University found that people with personality traits known as the “Dark Triad”—narcissism, Machiavellianism, and psychopathy—are better than others at using clothing, makeup, and hairstyles to make themselves look attractive. Psychopathy is characterized by high stress tolerance, lack of fear, empathy, guilt, or remorse. Next time, before you ask someone out, step on a kitten to see if they cry. You can never be too careful.