WHAT THE HILL?

WHAT THE HILL?

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For $11 per minute, customers of the “co-sleeping specialty shop” can ask for the oshiri makura service; that is, they can pay to rest their heads on the behinds of its female staff. This “cuddle club” industry is booming as men and women alike pay as little as $60 an hour for an innocent snuggle session. I personally am having a lot of trouble getting behind this, butt I suppose I can’t speak for everyone.

Last week in Burlington, N.C. 45-year-old Terrance Ervin Dan­iels was stabbed repeatedly while he was signing with another deaf friend. When 22-year Robert Jarell Neal saw them talking, he mistak­enly assumed they were flashing gang signals so he attempted to kill him with a kitchen knife. If he wasn’t signing Bloods before, he certainly is now.

Scientists have determined that listening to certain music while driving can improve your performance on the road. The optimum tempo for a road trip song was found to be between 60-80 beats per minute—mimicking the human heartbeat—including artists like Norah Jones, Coldplay, Radiohead, and Bon Iver. Contrast­ingly, hip-hop, dance, and metal music hinder driver safety. Classical music caused the most sporadic behaviour, causing drivers to Bach up into each other.

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CONSPIRACIES REVEALED!

CONSPIRACIES REVEALED!