WHAT THE HILL?

WHAT THE HILL?

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Male German soldiers are growing boobs. Well, growing a boob. The Director of plastic surgery at the military hos¬pital in Berlin confirms that these cases are occurring due to the military drills requiring the soldiers to repeatedly slap their rifles on the left side of their chests. This repeated stimulation ‘triggers’ the mammary glands to produce hormones. The military is now looking at revising their drill, after this one becoming a bust.

A Minnesota man was recently arrested for pointing an AK-47 at his 15-year-old daughter during their argument over her getting two B’s instead of straight A’s on her report card. Kirill Bartashevitch, 51-years-old, justified his actions by stating that he checked to make sure the gun wasn’t loaded before pointing at his wife and child. The daughter was taken to a shelter and father was charged with two counts of terroristic threats. He didn’t even give her a shot at trying harder.

A hospital in Brazil has created a new mascot for child burn victims. “Chaminha,” translated as “Flamy” in English, features a man garbed in a fire-engine red unitard and a giant foam mask in the shape of a raging flame, complete with large black frowning eyes and a crooked sneer. The hospital hopes that he will be able to teach kids to stay away from dangerous flames. Looks like Smokey the Bear is fired.

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Missions Week in Review

Missions Week in Review