What the Hill?
In a questionably good natured April Fool’s joke, Susan Hudson of Tennessee informed her sister via phone that she had murder her husband and needed a hand getting rid of the mess. The sister’s true opinion of Susan became evident when she called the police believing her sister to be a totally likely candidate for spousal slaughter. The mix up over this killer joke was sorted out and Susan managed still on the right homicide of the law.
Apparently fish are now an even holier symbol for one Florida woman. While snacking on Goldfish Crackers she discovered a ‘cross’ on the side of one fish and took it as a sign from God. Apparently the sign said to eat more crackers she reportedly eats between two and three pounds of these snacks per week. The last time we saw that much consumption of fish was approximately 2000 years and accompanied with some loaves. We’ll leave it up to you to guess which one was holier.
When Tyshekka Collier was called to the school for her son’s misbehaviour, she promptly walked into the office and slapped the wrong boy. Her son’s unfortunate doppelganger was sick and waiting to get picked up by his actual mother when he was given an impromptu hand for his patience. When Collier realized her mistake she right her wrong by slapping the right boy instead. She is now facing charges of assault