How to spot a Christian

How to spot a Christian

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  • they hate carrying around textbooks but always has a Bible handy
  • they have a Jesus fish plastered on the bumper of their car
  • the tagline on their twitter is a prayer
  • they enjoy overly long hugs
  • they have both a short and long version of their testimony
  • they get quite the thrill out of a Dutch Blitz tournament
  • they fill in awkward silences by singing a few lines from a worship song
  • they don’t know anything about football except that Tim Tebow is awesome
  • they had, have, or are seeking a mentor
  • closed eyes, swaying hips, and upraised hands is the only way they worship
  • you can catch them smiling at nothing
  • they say “amen” more often than “yolo”
  • the main thing they look for in a relationship is someone who is “equally yoked”
  • they regularly update their facebook status with a new verse
  • they walk around campus barefoot at the first sign of summer
  • they own a long board or at least desire to someday
  • the cardigan is a staple in their wardrobe
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