The Good-bye Girl

The Good-bye Girl

goose.png

These are just some of the many things I will miss about ol’ TWU!

  • walking around residence in my nightgown in mid-afternoon without a care in the world
  • pretending to be inebriated when I go through the front gate just to see if they will pull me over
  • tagging along with a dorm during O-week just for chance to play tree tag again
  • convincing myself I can run more than one lap around the campus without collapsing
  • getting hissed at by Satan’s spawn (also known as geese)
  • joking around about Tyson Lamar
  • walking in a zigzag to avoid puddles on the incredibly uneven walkways
  • knocking on people’s doors and running away
  • stealing toilet paper from Northwest because I’m too lazy to buy it
  • being in total fear every time I clean my clothes that some kid has an obsession: stealing my laundry
  • standing in the middle of the path just to tick off the golf cart drivers
  • freshmen having DTR’s outside my apartment door
  • plugging my noise every time I walk through Tyler Snow’s dorm (beware of Fraser 1G)
  • turning off all the lights and hiding in the apartment while my roommate is in the bathroom
  • walking past the TWUSA windows just to check out my wardrobe
  • writing a cute and thoughtful quote on my whiteboard, only to have a penis drawn over it

 

YEAR IN REVIEW

How to spot a Christian

How to spot a Christian